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they say pigs will fly the day a black person is elected president swine flew!

Apr 30th

things i realized today

hybrids arent as expensive as you think working out is impossible on hurlburt field people understimate the effectiveness of effort and after only being able to listen to people for three years, i can say i have forgoten how to have a real conversation with someone.

Apr 30th

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Apr 30th

business 247

Justin: When it comes to sammiches meat really helps iterate sexy
 deliverables.
Andrew: meat really helps incubate cross-media markets
Justin: My thoughts exactly! Without meat it's very hard to orchestrate strategic models if you really think about it.
Andrew: not to mention, it generates enterprise architectures as well as disintermediate next-generation relationships
Andrew: puppys are so cute they recontextualize intuitive schemas
Justin: When I play with puppies it helps me think of ways to extend innovative systems.
Andrew: they make me mad when they syndicate magnetic partnerships though
Justin: Same here, but then they innovate 24/7 portals and it just makes
 up for it so fast!
Andrew: i hired a teacher to teach him syndicate turn-key bandwidth systems so hopefully it will quit shitting its pants
Justin: Well I've heard that is a side effect of trying to synergize robust solutions too fast though...
Andrew: i dont give a dick if doesnt implement vertical networks or syndicate vertical web services, it needs to quit shitting its tiny puppy self!
Justin: But you have to think about how those little tiny puppy shits help cultivate leading-edge supply-chains
Andrew: true
Andrew: im still taking it to the pound
Justin: 
 That was our first puhpee though
Andrew: it didnt evolve dot-com eyeballs!!!!!
Andrew: you promised it would leverage plug-and-play methodologies
Justin: I know, but it did help us all extend scalable eyeballs...
Justin: And that HAS to count for something... right?
Justin: Just think of this- if we keep him he could help us unleash dynamic web-readiness  in the near future.
Andrew: only if youre all about scale B2B infomediaries, i myself dont steep that low
Justin: As long as we don't feed him too much chocolate.
Justin: I thought we were trying to disintermediate dot-com niches!
Andrew: fine, ill calm down only if it transitions revolutionary portals
Andrew: can you promise me that?
Justin: Not only that, it will expedite out-of-the-box communities like nobodies business!
Andrew: LIKE A BOSS
Justin: I think we need to talk to Corporate about all of this still.

Apr 29th

Swine flu, why you shouldn't worry about it, and...

“Swine flue is one more strain of flu. It sounds really scary because it originally came from pigs, and that creates some mystery around it. It also sounds scary because we don’t have any vaccine to protect those who are most vulnerable. But it behaves like other flu. We catch it the same way, and we can protect of the same ways. We can make choices to protect against ourselves and...

Apr 29th

Magnolia tree on andrew Mundy's mystery island

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Apr 29th

Apr 28th

Just got out of the dentist. I’m feeling moes for lunch. Then going back to work and working out. Then Seeing morgan later. Kayaking maybe?

Apr 28th

Net-Centric customer based plug and play automated nationwide suplex systems is my number one motto

Apr 28th

Watch

denise richards’ funbags!

Apr 28th

i wish i was a real life pirate

Andrew Mundy: some jerk decided to quit paying their cox bill, so the internet i was stealing wasnt working
Andrew Mundy: but they started paying again
Andrew Mundy: and im glad
Doria Grace: hahahahahsahahah
Doria Grace: that's the epitomy of pirating
Andrew Mundy: ahahah yep
Andrew Mundy: well minus the ak47's and rpgs and hostages

Apr 28th

refugees in shri lanka

as always, the big picture feature on boston.com has put together a set of beautifully interesting photos. this time of the situation over in shri lanka. these pictures are meant to shed some light on how civilians caught in the middle of military operations deal with the sudden and often tragic situations they are suddenly cast into. click here for all the photos

Apr 28th

exploit plug-and-play web services

what you just read was web economy bullshit here’s some more revolutionize out-of-the-box infomediaries grow frictionless markets architect ubiquitous web-readiness leverage back-end paradigms go to the Web Economy Bullshit Generator

Apr 28th

Apr 25th

glow in the dark pup!

when you splice puppys and sea urchins together, you get a glow in the dark pup science is weird!

Apr 25th

im two seconds away from cooking this

Apr 25th

Assembled the Tallest bed in America.

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Apr 25th

Apr 24th

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Apr 24th

Nice hairs little dude

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Apr 24th

photos by stuart gibson

photography by stuart gibson, i guess he is super popular, because his website doesnt seem to be working right now. anyways, these are awesome shots a lot of effort went into staging them and its very obvious.

Apr 23rd

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Apr 22nd

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Apr 22nd

Dad tries to sell "slumdog millionare" daughter

alright, so the father of actress Rubina Ali (who played little Latika in the film) tried to sell his daughter for several hundred thousand dollars. seeing as the film featured actual children from the slums of india, there have been more than one report of their parents trying their best to exploit their children even more. it makes sense, but its still wrong. the dad tried to sell her to an...

Apr 22nd

Best buck thirty ever spent

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Apr 21st

Morgan showed me an interesting photo

Morgan showed me an interesting photo that was taken while she was in Amsterdam sometime last year. the one up here isnt it though, haha. actually its nowhere to be seen in this. It was a picture of the thousands of bikes that completely dominate the urban transportation of that city. Literally, at any given moment, there has got to be hundreds of bikes being ridden, while another several hundred...

Apr 21st